Heartwarming: this child said he wanted to be like Batman, so we shot his parents in front of him
Daredevil by Dan Mora
If I were licking right now, I’d say lick-licka-licka low
but I’m not licking now
If I were licking feet, I’d say lick-licka-licka leet
but I’m not licking those feet
And if I were licking toes, I’d say lick-licka-licka Lowe’s
but I’m not licking at Lowe’s
Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.
In The Empire Striketh Back, author Ian Doescher reimagines the second installment of the Star Wars saga with a Shakespearian twist.